Includes bonus insults to fend off ugly women on the prowl.

INCLUDES:
Ebook Navigation
Categorized Pick Up Lines
Original artwork drawn exclusively for this app
Enough lines to use on women until you find one with a sense of humor.

Once upon a time, Seraphims or good fairies could be found everywhere. They made life better in so many ways. Peoples’ lives were more colorful, the birds sang more beautifully, and even food tasted better. Unfortunately, with time people forgot about Seraphims. As time passed their names were forgotten, they started to fade and then they became frozen in stones.

Find and rescue the beautiful Seraphims from their eternal captivity! Take a magical journey to find the Dream, Fire and Ice Seraphims’ hiding spots in order to set them free! Use the magical Seraphim’s Scepter and the Energy Ball to demolish the walls around them. It is up to you to free the Seraphims and make life good again!

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- Easy and addictive game play
- Revolutionary bat control: One-Tap control will change your gaming experience!
- 33 stunning levels
- 3 Beautiful Seraphims to free! (One at the end of each section.)
- Use Seraphim images as Wallpaper on you iPhone
- Bonus Items: magnet, fast ball, slow ball, fireball, wall, ball mayhem and more!
- Full soundtrack of cool music
- Auto save helps you to continue the game were you left off
- Second bat for serious players
- Real physics engine behind the scenes that creates realistic ball movement!
- Smooth, fast paced action, responsive user controls

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Powerful bonuses make the game play always challenging and surprising. You can destroy the bricks one by one or use kill-color bonus to explode all the same colored bricks at once. One impressive bonus to use is the fireball bonus; when used, it will create a firework display while destroying everything in its path. Prepare for a rough ride! You will need good reflexes and stamina to save the beautiful Seraphims from a lifetime of imprisonment!

Whether you are seeking an entertaining time killer or a challenging puzzle game, ColorBuster is a game you are sure to love. You will learn quickly, improve with each new level, and attempt to master the game by unlocking up to 50 levels. ColorBuster is an intuitive, elegantly simple puzzle game which gives you hours and hours of addictive and challenging scenarios. In the game, you control Hect0r, the cleaning drone. Hect0r’s job is to clean every floor of the old space base, finding and collecting all the working energy crates and eliminating the dead ones.

There are only three easy to understand rules in the game:

* You push the crates around one space at a time
* You have to pack all the crates of the same color into one
* You need to push the last crate of each color to the teleport

You can control Hect0r the way you like: by swiping the screen, or by pressing traditional control arrows. There is no time limit for a level, but beating the timer will earn you bonus points. Upbeat soundtracks will give you adrenalin, while everything is designed to let you focus on the puzzle. In arcade mode, Hect0r must be careful not to fall off or drop crates over edges. However, in classic game mode, Hect0r is safe to clean without fear. ColorBuster for iphone is easy to learn and play but hard to put down. Prepare for a long term, entertaining time and buckle up! It will take everything you’ve got!

So, are you up for a little challenge?

In case you thought you could control Joovia, you’re wrong. Nobody can control a sassy girl like her! So use the umbrella the best you can to guard her pretty little head!

In this game you’ll find endless amounts of fun:

-30 challenging and exciting levels
-Easy, Normal, and Pro game modes
-More than 10 different projectiles with different characteristics
-A wicked cool soundtrack to play tennis to
-Moments with Joovia ™
-Openfeint community built-in so you can brag about your high-scores!
-Introducing The Seagull, Joovia’s arch enemy
-Hours of fun protecting her from her “unique” game of tennis

Some people call this fun. We certainly do. You will, too.
BUY the game NOW!

*3 tennis ball machines are hidden in the distance; that’s where the things come from. (This is the best explanation our copy writer could come up with.)

The game is FREE with ad support.

What started out as an experiment in emailing cartoons to “important people” in order to get work as a cartoonist emerged into a list of fans who regularly received the cartoons to brighten up their dreary mornings. Morbid, weird and cornball–if you’re looking to kill time, keep this collection handy for a quick laugh.

This is the best of collection from 2000 to 2007 when the series finally ended its long run.

INCLUDES:
Ebook Navigation
99 favorite cartoons
At least one cartoon to show your stuck up humorless friend in order to gross them out